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Ahem- The Rant Part II

I live in a place that is mixed in terms of age, gender but it is like a large store that should have a sign that reads “Pricks ‘R Us”. It sounds like I hate men but I do not, I do admire them but honestly do they really have to think with their appendages and hope to hold a decent conversation with one woman who sees beyond their futile dickwaving contests.

Yesterday I came in tired exhausted after a day battling London traffic. I feel like a nervous wreck about to happen, on Monday morning some idiot had knocked on my door at 5.15 am and the CCTV cameras had better show up the culprit. Ejt No 1 was supposed to give the message to the security to check on Monday, did he? Of course, not- Ejt no 1 is always shouting to me that “ Jesus Loves You” and of course, I have been shown the passage of where if I do not believe in Jesus I am condemned to eternal hell. Security guy told me that he would take care of it. Fine I am bursting at the seams because of Ejt No 1 and try to fix myself a cup of coffee- now this a Rasta man who I have posted about weird man this one is. To cut a long story short I have a friend who says I have a gun in my mouth, and yesterday I was not taking prisoners. This was a shoot to kill policy, not shooting to wound but to kill. My parting shot was this Rasta man apologising for upsetting me and I told him I would wonder why he would think he had upset me when it had absolutely nothing to do with him and I told him to unceremoniously For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge off
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By Anonymous Anonymous at 10:10 pm

Lol, KymmBr...

'Pricks R Us'! That's the wittiest thing I have read all week:-)    

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