Bloopers
Saw this in the Guardian yesterday December 19th, 2005 in the Media Guardian and had myself a good chuckle Tom Tickell- an appropriate name compiled this and here are some of the selections
Once separated from the rest, the baboon’s a sitting duck”.
Steve Leonard, BBC 1
“Que Sera, Sera, they chanted in English.”
Henry Winter, Daily Telegraph
“Fire alarm help for dead people.”
Worksop Guardian
“Woman made most senior female officer.”
Press and Journal
“Stiff competition for best cemetery.”
Yorkshire Post
“It would be like chasing a dead duck round a farmyard.”
Chris Patten Radio 4
“I think I should put my feet where my mouth is.”
Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor Radio 4
“Council to make rubbish decision.”
Belper News
“Some of our greatest figures have been adulterers. Regrettably, the days have vanished when the ability to do the job in hand came in first.”
The Times
“Gilbert and George….. see the hooded sweatshirt as clothing version of the foreskin- a simple way of expressing your masculinity”
Janet Street-Porter, Mail on Sunday
“The door is wide open for [Tiger Woods] to kick it in.”
John Inverdale, Radio 5 Live
“Bush: One of the worst disasters to hit the US.”
Sky News caption for damage caused by Hurricane Katrina
“At the end of the day, you’ve got to have the balls to be feminine.”
Susannah Constantine, BBC 1
“He has lit the fuse to a match that was already boiling.”
Alan Parry, Sky Sports
Happy reading!
Once separated from the rest, the baboon’s a sitting duck”.
Steve Leonard, BBC 1
“Que Sera, Sera, they chanted in English.”
Henry Winter, Daily Telegraph
“Fire alarm help for dead people.”
Worksop Guardian
“Woman made most senior female officer.”
Press and Journal
“Stiff competition for best cemetery.”
Yorkshire Post
“It would be like chasing a dead duck round a farmyard.”
Chris Patten Radio 4
“I think I should put my feet where my mouth is.”
Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor Radio 4
“Council to make rubbish decision.”
Belper News
“Some of our greatest figures have been adulterers. Regrettably, the days have vanished when the ability to do the job in hand came in first.”
The Times
“Gilbert and George….. see the hooded sweatshirt as clothing version of the foreskin- a simple way of expressing your masculinity”
Janet Street-Porter, Mail on Sunday
“The door is wide open for [Tiger Woods] to kick it in.”
John Inverdale, Radio 5 Live
“Bush: One of the worst disasters to hit the US.”
Sky News caption for damage caused by Hurricane Katrina
“At the end of the day, you’ve got to have the balls to be feminine.”
Susannah Constantine, BBC 1
“He has lit the fuse to a match that was already boiling.”
Alan Parry, Sky Sports
Happy reading!
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Trust you to see them bloopers!!!! Loved the one on GW Bush!!!
"Council to make rubbish decision.”
Belper News"
Briliant!!
So was the one on fire alarms
Woman made most senior female officer.”
now thats funny
"At the end of the day, you’ve got to have the balls to be feminine.”
Some symmetry there in some awful, odd kind of way:)
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